Happy the Election is almost over

I for one am so happy that the election has almost come to a close.  I'm sick of the pandering and political attack ads spouting half-truths.  The election is a lot like waiting for medical test results for a severe disease.  You sit around anxiously awaiting the results while constantly dwelling on the worst possible outcome (your candidate losing or getting bad medical news) then finally the time arrives and you receive the news and one of two things happen. 1) Your candidate wins or you get word that its benign. 2) Your candidate loses or you get word that it's malignant.  Option 2) is interesting because the next step for either context (medical or political) is moving to Canada.  You always hear people exclaiming "I'm moving to Canada now that HE'S been elected." And if you have a terrible disease lets be honest your best option is Canada for their health care.